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Annoying perverts who aspire to become Pedophiles. And are also worse at Latin than me but won't admit it because their annoying.
Joe: He's acting like Romanians named Tudor.
Steve: Oh, that's how you know it's gotten bad.
When someone always names drops who they have worked for, met, know to increase their bourgyness.
Yo, Adrio is tryin to get at that chick. But he is name bragging again and tellin her he knows all kinds of celebrities.
22nd of may is buy someone who has the name of a month a burger day.
“oh yeah it’s the 22nd of may, it’s buy someone with the name of a month a burger day”
“we better go buy April a burger”
This is a law where What you name your baby and what you can't
Have you see them enforcing the name law
last namethirty is a time when any particular individual shows up to work. Might be 9am. Might be 9:30am. Depends on a number of factors and the individual (i.e. border, traffic, weather, illness, bad burrito, etc.).
Employee 1: Where's last name at? What time is he coming in?
Employee 2: I don't know.. maybe last namethirty? He texted last night and mentioned something about having some bad Mexican food at this new place... might be a bad burrito slowing him down...
This is something that people say when they discover that someone has insulted them when they were not present. This is usually said prior to the insulted instructing the offending party to "keep my name outta your mouth!"
Sammy: "Hey! Did you hear what Paulie said about you last weekend at the Grind?"
Kelly: "What? Who named me? Paulie? He's gonna regret open separating his smile!"
Sammy: "He's a trick. No one believes him anyway. Now let's go get our library cards."
One of the world's most unsolved mysteries.
Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.
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