heartbreaker name

Mostly a guy with the name Paul, Zach, James, Matt, Jojo or Noah
Mostly your agavage jock

Awe Matt is such a heartbreaker but I can't help myself what can I say! It's his heartbreaker name(s).

Nobody Cares About your name

Your name dosen't describe you shut the fuck up with that shit it's annoying posting it on your Instagram story

OMG that girl is so beautiful who is she?
That's Ally. Nobody Cares About Your name

Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday

Every Wednesday I call "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday". It's just a joke and me and a few friends made it up in 6th grade. The friend is okay with it and knows about it lol
If you wanna use it just put your friend's name and there you go
have fun

Me: Hey! Friend's name! It's "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday"
My friend: Oh no not again

name bashing

Something that an idiot would say instead of “calling names” or “slandering” or “dragging my name through the mud” or any number of established terms or phrases.

Amy things everyone is name bashing her but she’s doing most of the damage.

names on Urban Dictionary

wtf the fact that ppl write names on urban dictionary and make them names feel like a literal ruler of the universe is so bad I don't even know how they are allowed, probably narcissism at its worst I think
also they write pointless paragraph(s) containing 5,000 words just to prove that the person having the name is a superior being. what's wrong with you people?

A: Bro look at this definition of Sally!
B: wtf people do that on urban dictionaryy LITERALLY WRITING PPL'S PERSONALITY BASED ON THEIR NAMES ON URBAN DICTIONARY? what a weirdo
A: IM SALLY AND I CAN CONFIRM IM THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! I AM BEAUTIFUL, SUPERIOR, THE BEST, STUNNING AND AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!! THE BEST AT THIS POINT! SHUTU UP

last name ruddy

People with the last name Ruddy. Usually twins one brown haired one blonde, one tall one small, both small penises and one clever one stupid, somtimes have a year 9 brother with a huge head.

Last name Ruddy cool twins

Jupiter (name)

Usually is non binary or somewhere in the lgbt community. Great sense of humor they use to cope with trauma and will quickly get you attached. Jupiter makes it easy for you to open up but it’s hard to get them to open up because they’ve been hurt a lot. Jupiter is very protective and will always have your back although be aware if you betray them, you’ll regret it. Wonderful friends and even better partner; they may look innocent and sweet at first but behind the curtain is chaotic energy and insanity.

Random person: Just met Jupiter (name). They seem really sweet and kind.

Friend: Nah that’s just a mask. Jupiter is the most chaotic person I know.