straightening my hair

a heated device where you put your hair in between to hot plates and it makes them straight. the people using them either want to have straight hair, or look like asians.

straightening my hair will work perfectly for my asian halloween costume!

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special hair cut

A special haircut is when you shave your pubic hair.

Hey dude why are you so late?

Sorry, i was giving myself a special hair cut.

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9-5 hair

Hair which is usually shoulder length and natural colored with little to no style, making it easy to do in the morning for the gal on the go...very low maintainance.

Nina: "Man, you'd think that girl could wear something other than those black dress pants and out of style Steve Madden shoes"
Maggie: "Not to mention her 9-5 hair."
Nina : "Corperate America sure is a bitch."

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Virgin Hair Extensions

A type of non-treated, pure, uncoloured natural Hair that is used in creating Hair Extensions. The finest quality of hair. A premium brand used by celebrities, actors, singers, and models.

Virgin Hair Extensions from Dalias Hair Extension Salon

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my hair's on fire

A phrase to say when you're overwhelmed with work, stressed, on a strict deadline, etc.
A way to express being extremely busy or to convey a sense of urgency.

"Yes, I need that information now, we're on deadline here and my hair's on fire"

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My hair is a bird

A synonym for the phrase, "Your argument is invalid."

Tom: You're a bad friend.

Nicolas: My hair is a bird.

Tom: Nevermind. My argument is invalid.

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Emo Hair Flip

When someone who obviously loves to have their hair in a very asymmetrical way shakes their head to remove their long bangs from their eyes.

They however immediately return their bangs to their rightful place, obscuring most of their face.

Pretty much any kid who is cool enough to be emo does the emo hair flip.

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