Random
Source Code

Jantz in my pants

The common act for college football fans to " Jantz in their pants" after witnessing an unbelievable, outstanding, remarkable play by Iowa State quarterback Steele Jantz. This term is in relation to the ever popular jizz in my pants phrase.

Fan 1: Hey steve! did you see that play that Steele just made!?
Fan 2: Wow! I just JANTZED IN MY PANTS!!!

i'm going to go jantz off after the game today.

I cant wait for Steele to make me jantz in my pants today!

The way Steele played against Iowa literally made me jantz in my pants!

by John232115 September 12, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


jizz in my pants

it happens. girl walkin' down the steet. in the club. grinding. talking at the cash register. sexy breezes. grapes. you name the situation, it happens.

"i ate some grapes so i JIZZ IN MY PANTS

by branine33 December 10, 2008

774๐Ÿ‘ 246๐Ÿ‘Ž


eat my pants

a term used in a romantic or threatening manner

romantic - hey honey, why don't you come over tonight and eat my pants. *wink wink*

threatening - I swear to my Jesus if you don't give me back my son i'll eat your pants.

by itsbellamyfella December 10, 2018

28๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


jizz in my pants

An short for SNL that was created by the comedy group, The Lonely Island.

It accompanies the first single from Incredibad and centers on the fact that Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone prematurely

ejaculate throughout the song.

"Jizz in My Pants" is epic win. I need to watch it at least once a day.

by BloodyWind December 14, 2008

900๐Ÿ‘ 298๐Ÿ‘Ž


tight white pants

referring to any fine woman who your attracted to.

Earl: hey simmioms, look at those tight white pants

simmions: yeee nice

by themaskedskeeter July 23, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


mr. grumpy pants

A moody man, who is often rude and blunt with his interactions with others. He does not mean to sound rude...but he is just too intelligent to respond to inquiries that require more than a yes or no answer. These Mr. Grumpy pants men are often well read and just need a hug. Good luck with that one! Hugs are not Mr. Grumpy Pants favorite thing to do.

The best way to respond to him is to tell him how much you love and respect him. At first, this may seem like a daunting task. You can say, "Listen Mr. Grumpy pants, i told you that i love you and i'm not taking it back!" Then, slowly turn and walk away. He may even smile at ya if you look back. Dont get your feelings hurt if he does not. After all...he is Mr. Grumpy Pants.

by Reverse Osmosis July 16, 2014

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


pee your pants

To let go of your pee; to pee your pants. More than 50% of men find this extremely erotic when girls perform this act, but most will only admit it when they are drunk.

Gee, Titsolina, I love it when you pee your pants.

by Jamal Blakkanigga July 16, 2006

116๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž