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The Freddy 5 hole

A 4 star asshole licking.

I totally got The Freddy 5 hole last night...

by The teej February 24, 2015

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5 gallon bucket

Used mostly on the farm for anything you can think of. Water, cattle feed, fencing supplies, oil etc etc.

Billy Joe!! Go get that 5 gallon bucket before i jist lose my mind

by Djtrump45 May 30, 2020

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dirty 5 thirty

A dirty 5 thirty is a act based out of northern california that involves stealing your mothers grocery money to buy meth.

Damn dude my neigbor pulled a dirty 5 thirty on his mom when she was in rehab.

by Landing man October 10, 2015

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5 cent crack

when you can see someone's huggies, or underwear and you can virtually see the crack "on the piggy bank"
the opening is large enough for a nickel

look jane bent over i can clearly see her 5 cent crack.

by Miguel Gonzalez May 5, 2008

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5 minute effect

Refers to the unexpected hammer of highness that drops on your dome after smoking some surprisingly dank weed.

"Hmm. I don't know, dude. I feel like there's something weird about this bud. I just don't feel...."

"Hopefully the 5 minute effect kicks in, or we're going to have to get a refund or some shit."

by Q&P November 5, 2010

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5 Law of Attraction

So you wanna get bitches, okay here's the 5 most important things in attracting women
1. Face: Better be good, 7/10 at least, model tier preferred
2. Height: Need to be at least 5'9, the more the better
3. Skin: Need to have lighter skin than currently, the whiter the better, also no acne need smooth clear skin
4. Body: No fat niggas, can be a skinny nigga if you're above 6'0 and have a 7/10 face, under 6'0 need a good v taper body
5. Dick: You need to have a Dick 6.5 inches or bigger, 7-8 inch range is preferrable

Extras: Personality and Confidence lol gtfoh, Money and Status can be used to compensate but who really has that shit, not you nigga, some examples of niggas that do are Danny Devito and Souncloud Rappers those niggas are ugly but got hella money and status, so if you want to get hoes either become rich and famous or follow the 5 law of attraction nigga

Side Note: If you're Coonskin Black you can just run BBC game you don't need to change your color, that really only applies to ugly coffeeskin Indian guys, fucking subhuman trash worthless ass streetshitting scum garbage ass niggas

Nigga 1: Damn bro you get a lot of bitches
Nigga 2: Yeah bro I just follow the 5 Law of Attraction, that's how you get hoes my nigga
Nigga 1: Damn so it ain't about confidence and personality
Nigga 2: No nigga any women that says that is a fucking liar, if you look good you can get away with anything aight nigga
Nigga 1: Okay my nigga Ima start hitting the gym and clearning my acne cuz I already got an 8 inch dick and am 6'3
Nigga 2: Make sure to lose some body fat so your face becomes better maybe get a jawline implant
Nigga 1: so what does a women have to do to attract a man
Nigga 2: Not be a Landwhale, even BBW bitches get niggas, we gotta do everything, women got it easier my nigga

by juan tortiiakaka;l;ak April 28, 2020

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shoty 5's

to claim a chair or a spot that you would like to sit in or use for a later use in 5 minutes or less. "Shoty 10's" is used for 10 minutes or less. no more then "shoty 10's" may be used!!

yo, i'll bee right back..."shoty 5's"

by the bleedenator September 10, 2005

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