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When somebody says a word and gets it completely wrong but won’t admit to it. These people often have large heads that resemble baked potatoes but have a mummy you’d like to bath you...
No that’s wrong you juff-nut.... by the way how’s your mum...
when you balls get hit so hard it explodes
Person 1: hey you steal my peanut >:(((((
Person 2: no
Person 1: yes you did you peice of shit, *does the nut cracker*
Person 2: AHH WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Person 1: no kid for you :))))))
Person 2: you know what? PROVE IT.
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
someone who is the best person ever and you’d do anything and everything for; someone you love a lot
juice nut, i love you so much and i hope you know i would do anything for you.
An unexpected and unidentifiable item found in your food.
"Ooh, there's something in my chocolate brownie. I'm not sure what it is though.
It must be a pelican nut."
A Fire Nut is the act of rubbing gasoline on the tip of the male genitalia and as he ejaculates he lights the tip of his cock and a burst of spewing flames exits the urethra. The name is self explanatory and is often performed as a form of sexual pleasure.
Guy 1: I obliterated my girlfriends face last night with a Fire Nut.
Guy 2: Is she okay man i hear Fire Nuts are pretty dangerous?
1) False sensation of thinking you're gonna produce and show out but fail in the most crucial moments.
2) when there's hype and build up that results in empty promises
The Orlando Apparitions were merely a phantom nut against quality teams like Georgia Corn Critters.
When either fucking a chick raw or protected after consuming alcohol, you have the sensation and belief that you busted nut but your not sure. All side effects of busting a load applies ( increase in sensitivity and decrease in the erection.)
Mike fucked his old fuckbuddy after a night of drinking, he then takes the condom off mid session due to lack of sensitivity. Recieved head, then proceeded to raw dog Janet until he had a Phantom Nut to where he kept fucking with the uncertainty of cumming just to eventually lose the erection with a huge increase in sensitivity.