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An incontinent old bastard, who hangs around funeral homes, too poor to buy himself diapers, and reeks of urine. They usually drink the cheapest beer and eat cans of sardines and liverwurst.
I don't see old Piss Pole yet, but I sure can smell him a good block away. Hey Piss Pole you best not.
When a homosexual steals all the piss for himself at a gay orgy.
"I was such a piss hog at the orgy, I think I drank over 32 gallons"
When an unsnipped male has finished masturbating goes to the bathroom, pinches his foreskin closed and releases his "Golden shower." This fills up the penis with urine and washes all of his semen out of his penis.
Person 1: That was a good fap.
Person 2: Did you shower after?
Person 1: Of course not.
Person 2: That's gross dude.
Person 1: Relax, i took a Washer Piss after
Person 2: Ohhh!
After holding it in , a piss that shoots out like a water jet
Tom : Yo you good over there the water there is splashing
Rick : yeah I’m fine I just took a charged piss I haven’t went all day
This is a term for someone who has a dick so short he pisses all over his testacles whilst urinating.
He has the shortest dick I've ever seen, so short his piss marbles leave stains in his tighty whiteys!
A person has has the abilty to annoy people with minimal effort
"That twats blocked my driveway again the little f***in piss fizzer"
"My boss is being a right nob lately... its really starting to fizz my piss"
"Right I've had it... my piss is completely fizzed now"