Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus.

The phrase you say when you put a slice of pizza on someone's car focus. Fucking hilarious joke. It is only acceptable to use if you either live in the UK or are from the UK.

Daniel: Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus. *throws pizza on the focus*
*A few minutes later*
Susan: Why the fuck is there pizza on me focus?

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gay kids with pizza up their ass

person, preferably male, with a white dick up their ass that turns them red.

someone: why you walking weird?
gay kid: i had a gay kids with pizza up their ass session last night

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when the pizza roles r done

a way of telling someone “it’s never gonna happen.”

boy: i like you
girl: i’ll like you back when the pizza roles r done

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pizza Pete's Pizzaria and abortion clinic

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up

You: Welcome to pizza Pete's Pizzaria and abortion clinic where yesterday’s loss is Today’s sauce how May I help you?

Scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )

do u still want the pizza?

when there's one slice of pizza left and you say "do u still want the pizza" which means: u better say no you dumb fuck or i will strangle you to death using the pizza.

Guy 1: do u still want the pizza?
Guy 2: *runs away* NOOOOOOOOOO

Garlic Jim's Famous Gourmet Pizza

Garlic Jim's is the best pizza place in the US state of Washington, Oregon, Texas, and Colorado. Founded by CRaig (Jim) Roberts and Dwayne Northrop. The pizzeria boasts the very best pizza in the world. Try the Big Jimmy; a delicious blend of meats, veggies, and cheese.

Kyle: hey what should we have for dinner

Jimmy: OH! I know! we should go to that awesome pizza place Garlic Jim's Famous Gourmet Pizza!

Kyle: Love it

Lil Papa John's Pizza Mansion

The best rapper in the game, spits nothing but fire bro. He murdered my 2 children in a drug induced blackout

Lil Papa John's Pizza Mansion is fire as fuck bro but I'm still really sad about those kids

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