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When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"
Im gonna shove my brass in your ass and make a Hot POcket!!!!!!!
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At the point of male/female relations, the male subject is unable to perform due to heavy drug and/or alcohol intake. At that point the male subject proceeds to throw his flaccid penis and genitals into said womans privates. Thus creating a flabby mold closely resembling a meatball. More times than not this technique does not work and leaves said woman extremely unsatisfied and unamused.
"Did you fuck her?"
"No....Meatball Pocket -MBP"
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when a man shits in a girls ass and uses the pooh as lubricant.
he gave me a florida hot pocket so i chopped his dick off
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When the female your shagging vagina gets extremely wet and slippery with the possibility of her being a gusher!
Last night i stroked my girl hard from behind while playing with her clit and intermitently fingering her arse, by the time she came her cunt was as wet as an otters pocket!
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a girls pussy when she has her period
Jill: "Lindes, who you hookin up with tonight?"
Lindes: "No one tonight, I have a jelly slam pocket"
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1. what you say to someone when you want them to pay up
2. a badass song by no cash
run your fuckin pockets and pay me (im the motherfuckin)
god of you sick zombies so lay me (with the motherfuckin)
strength of 1,000 sweatshops and counting (run your motherfuckin)
pockets give me all you got start counting...
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A pocket that you reach in a lot to scratch your privates.
In a sentence: "My right pocket is the hot pocket."
ex.1 The boy had two hot pockets that day.
ex.2 Hot pockets are gross, and are easily visible when you wear tight pants. Loose pants wearers can hot pocket easily.
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