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To punch a unsuspecting person in the genitals for no perceived reason.
Your buddy did something stupid and did not realize it. So you donkey punch him in the nuts. So too emphasize stupid is as stupid does.
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When someone gets punched so hard that they stumble back, bounce off an object and return to the person who punched them just to get punched again.
Dude 1: "Man, my homey got in a fight last night at the party."
Dude 2: "Word? Did he whoop the guy's ass?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, gave the guy a punch bounce back from a wall, that guy was done for!"
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Someone who says something stupid at the end of a good joke and ruins it for everyone. Replaces the punch line leaving the joke useless.
That was a going to be a good joke, but reagan the punch line killer ruined it.
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usually it means to have someone killed, or otherwise taken out of commission
"Listen Rockford, you come 'round here again, and I'll have a couple of my boys punch your ticket, permanently."
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to tongue punch a mudstar is to take your tongue and touch it to the anus in a jabbing motion
(verb) Im going to tongue punch a mudstar when my girlfriend comes over
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When you bring a girl home and (1) lose your erection, then (2) ejaculate prematurely
"I got pretty drunk, then took her home and gave her the ol' one-two punch"
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When you're having a pillow fight, and the pillow moves away from your hand mid-swing, causing you to accidentally punch the person with less than an inch of pillow between the fist and them. Normally it hurts both parties.
"Oh my god, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to pillow punch you!"
"I was at the World Wide Pillow Fight, and someone totally pillow punched me."
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