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A sentence you use when you can nawt get sick right now
"Omg Bailey are you ok?"
Baliey:*sneezes* " I can nawt get sick right now I have kendras birthday party and that baby shower later I-I just can nawt get sick right now."
-Family Guy S11 EP.18 Total Recall
When a big thing goes inside a small space.
I want you to park that big mack truck right in this little garage.
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A burger that comes with spinach
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the You Spinach Me Right Round Spinach Burger, you should try it!"
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Basically when some pisses you off or screws you over aka fucking you in the asshole.
Becky: I spilled your starbucks
Brad: Wtf becky are you fucking me in the ass right now?
Becky: Sorry
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Someone either bot liked at all, or someone very popular most likely told you this. What they're talking about is cutting themselves across the wrist horizontally will get attention, while not killing you, and vertically will actually hurt you badly.
Random person, "Left and right for attention, up and down for results."
You, "Huh?"
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An extremely stupid pun that everyone hates and the person who says it has lowered his bar by a lot.
The person who says it normally laughs and thinks it was a smart and fun joke.
1+1=3 Aint right, its left.
OMG I can't believe Trump is president, am I right or am I left?
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When you are just laughing with friends and one of them say “we are having so much fun right now” even tho your not really.
Me: HAHAHHA
Friend: we are having so much fun right now
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