Rule 555

if a new species of animal has lived on earth for more than two minutes, then Chuck Norris has killed it... twice.

Scientist: Hey Chuck look at this new type of spider!

Chuck Norris: Rule 555

Scientist: Damn you Chuck!!!

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Ja Rule

.... you drool!

yeah, you drool! Since somewhere in a foreign langage which I forget, "ja" means 'yes'...: Ja, ja drool!

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Prison Rules

After winning a contest of skills, a prisoner or an alpha male yells "Prison Rules, pussy" and then the loser of the contest becomes his prison bitch.

*Shamar beats Jayquan in an arm wrestling match* Shamar yells "Prison Rules, pussy!" And then shamar knows that he's getting fucking in those showers tonight.

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Rule 35

(follows rule 34)

Rule 35 of the internet: Don't click the link

dragonsf***kingcars.com. Rule 35.

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Rule 37

Rule 37, if it exists, there is a tube of it.

Rule 37 implies there is a tube of everything or will be, like redtube, youtube, pucktube, gametube

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Ja Rule

The best damn rapper around. He can own 50 Cent to pieces in a matter of seconds. 50 Cent can't sing and is the next Rebecca Black. Ja Rule can out-rap 50 Cent any day of the year, and that's just a cold hard fact. Ja Rule is the king of hip-hop and he is God.

Yo, I heard 50 Cent's new song, "Outlaw." It would be so much better if Ja Rule was in it.

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Rule 99

No matter what you watch on YouTube, you always end up on ponies.
Always.

Friend 1: I was watching a video on YouTube about how to make a sandwich, and started following the related videos. Somehow how ended up on a video where a yellow pony said "I'm the world champ y'know." and squeaked.
Friend 2: Rule 99.

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