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when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.
Can't wait until my uncle comes. He's gonna give me the best Russian schlong whipping of my life
Anyone that disagrees with the narrative of the Democratic Party
Person 1: I'm leaving the Democratic Party. They no longer represent my values
Person 2: Wow. You are such a traitor and a Russian asset!
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A method of suicide where the perpetrator shoots themself multiple times in the back of the head.
Did you hear about Gary Webb? He exposed the CIA in 1996 and in 2004, he committed Russian suicide.
When your pube hairs get so long you can braid them, creating an unpleasant Feeling for late night wrestling matches. Noun
Phil poked Jenny, while having fun in bed, with his Russian thorn bush.
When the woman positions her man in a way to where the erect penis is positioned into her vagina while she lifts him with her legs resulting in intercourse and a workout (works better with tiny man and Amazon woman)
Man (5ā2 very skinny with unusually large penis): babe wanna try the Russian Leg Press?
Woman (6ā5 Amazon Goddess with thick thighs): Iām glad you brought that up, I missed leg day and Iām very horny
The Russian Ompaloompa is when the male dips his member into chocolate fondue and then proceeds to place their member inside of the mouth and throat of another until they can barely breathe while humming an eery tune.
I gave that gave that girl from the bar a golden ticket, took her home and gave her the full Russian Ompaloompa.
imma give my boy a Russian beetroot tonight