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when a woman is giving a man a rimjob he shits in her ear
While Mrs.Bacon was giving Abe Lincoln a rimjob, the sly devil that he is he accidently slipped her the rusty ear-plug
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When a train is ran on your girl and when the guy getting head is about to bust all dudes twist the girls nipples to make her scream sound long like a broken rusted wailing R2-D2.
Person 1: Dude how much fun did you have Rusty R2-D2ing her last night.
Person 2: I had almost two much fun.
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Where upon a tounge contacts the anus and one let's forth a furiously spicy blast of buttwind thus causing the recipient to convulsively projectile vomit.
Last night I had this broad tossin my salad and I gave her a Rusty Jake Brake.
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a hot steamy shit after eating hot sause, nuts, grapes, and a couple dingleberries. After done shitting you scoop the poop out with a net and feeding it throught the cameltoe with a granola bar.
" That far hairy pussy was just asking for some rusty trail mix"
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When you where suppose to redo the shingle on the neighbors roof, but end up going ass to mouth instead
Dale: hey John; -shingle my roof and keep an eye out on my wife
John: sure no problem
Gave her the ole Rusty Shackleford
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When one inserts peanuts into his urethra has anal intercourse with his partner thus leaving the peanuts inside of his partner, the partner then poops the peanuts onto her partners chest. all while on top of a stuffed gorilla as your therapist watches and takes notes.
dude, i totally gave her a rusty venture last night.
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When a Giant monster or Kaiju forcibly butt rapes Anguirus (another Kaiju)
My grandpa brought me downstairs to watch a Rusty Jew Harp on his 70” plasma TV.
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