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When your on Instagram but your sleeping
Like sleep walking so like sleep instagraming
The act of masturbating while naked to the point of an orgasm then not cleaning up afterwards to fall asleep quickly.
Yesterday I had to use the Forbidden Sleep Technique to finally go to bed.
Noun: complete scam. When a company sells pillowcases as silk when they're labelled with "100% polyester".
OMFG I just wasted $100 on Sleep Hydration Silk Pillowcases.
When your tired or asleep and someone's hitting it while you do so and you can smell it.
Example:
"Yo David ? ,you hittin it ? I guess I'm ganna just Sleep n Weed."
A term used to describe getting changed in your sleeping bag on a camping trip or sleepover. The term is derived from the shuffling and rolling motions someone makes while doing the sleeping bag shuffle.
Person 1: where can I get changed?
Person 2: You can use the bathroom. Or you could do the sleeping bag shuffle.
No-sleep rage is frustration & anger after trying to sleep for as many attempts as possible.
Aw man, I had a no-sleep rage last night!
When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.
Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!
The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.