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A fast bowel movement. Typically used as an insult in place of asshole or jerk.
I can't stand my new neighbor, he's such a turd bullet.
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When someone has a foursomein a portaloo box
Jodie: “Ay mate how was ye turd squared at limf”
James: “it was a fucking belter”
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When two individuals, who have had a high fiber diet for at least two weeks, get butt to butt and procede to simu -poop. The turds breach ass at the same time and meet at a point where they start to twist and push together starting the turd welding process. After a few moments the turds beome one. The turd welding is complete!
See turd welding unicorn for further applications of turd welding.
Girls into turd welding get it in easier. Fuck Yeah!
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The doodie juices that descend from one's buttcheeks, usually they smell of gross doodie.. They are moist, wet and quite slimy. They are a cross between doodie clumps and runny diarrhea, usually a bit more liquidy.
Oh darn, my baby made a rancid doodie in his diaper... Oh Shit, it's a damn runny turd taco.
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There is a political saying about trickery. My opponents want to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy.
The politician said "that party wants to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy!"
When completing anal sex, the male removes his member and discovers fecal matter on the tip.
I got done pounding her brown-eye, only to pull out and see a fuck turd stuck to the end of my dick.
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Someone who criticizes other's people's actions in a particular, nitpicky and public way (the gurgle), using some bullshit idea (the turd)or as their justification. The resulting sound is that of gurgling a turd.
Person A "OMG I hate people who drive SUVs, they are causing polar bears to die because of global warming"
Person B to Person A "Shut up you TURD GURGLER!!"
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