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An Okinawan treat made for US Marines and Sailors consisting simply of white rice, taco meat, and shredded cheese. While simple enough, repeated attempts to recreate it stateside have failed. Whether its some crazy Asian spice or good old fashioned street crack, SOMETHING in Okinawan taco rice makes the the best damn drunk food on the planet and simply irresistible.
"We drinking in Kin-town tonight?" "Hell yes, and we're hitting Gate 4 up on the way back for taco rice!"
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The new name of all the police in the state of Arizona.
Just because I have a tan, the taco police pulled me over today to make sure I was legal.
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When you get your penis red with menstrual fluid then go anal and get a little feces on your penis thus ressembaling a Chicos Taco.
I couldn't eat Chicos Tacos for a month after my extra cheesy Chuco Taco
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A Mexican lady that gives u a boner that just won't stop, but she is CHEESY on the inside too.
Damn, that chica is one hot taco.
I would totally fuck that hot taco.
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v. when you order/make tacos, but end up not being able to enjoy them due to a friend eating what you ordered, wrong ordering, or over-intoxication. comparable to the let down felt when one has been "cock-blocked"
person a: where's my taco, dude?
person b: "crap, i think i just ate it!"
person a: "dude, you fucking just taco-blocked me!"
person 1: "Dude we got you taco bell on our way here"
person 2: "Did you remember to order it with no fiesta?"
person 1: "Oh crap, I forgot"
person 2: "Dude, you totally taco-blocked me!"
person a: "ooh! order me a 5$ box!"
person b: "okay dude"
person a: (passes out, too drunk to eat)
person b: "you passed out, i ate your tacos"
person a: "dammit! I just got completely taco blocked!"
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1.A Great Place for E-coli if u live on Long Island in New York.
2.Where Illegal Immagrants work especially on the drive through when u can't understand a fucking word there saying.
1."oh great E-coli break out at Taco Bell. damn Mexicans."
2.ME:"can i have the taco supreame?"
Mexican:"(Spanish accent. cant understand)
Me: Speak English u illerate.
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The chronic taco is a step by step sex procedure. The male begins by rolling a joint and placing it unlit into the girl's vagina. The male then lights the joint and lets it burn for approximately five minutes. The joint is then removed and smoked by both the participants. The joint is then put back in the vagina for an additional five minutes the opposite way as to inflate the vagina with smoke. It is then removed and the male eats out the girl, getting quite high, as she enjoys what remains of the joint.
1) Dude, me and my girl had a chronic taco last night!
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