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Being a Dylan is being in a state of such wealth that you only have time to do activities such as knitting group with the local grandmothers. youth group at the mormon church held in the largest building in town, and weekly soccer mom powerwalks around the mall.
This also includes (in some cases) having all the luck in the world, except with getting a girlfriend/boyfriend. Being Dylan is a widely used term, though many don’t understand the true meaning.
"Omg Stacy, I won the lottery and I am feeling SO Dylan right now!"
“Sorry Rebecca, I’m just a little too Dylan to be finger-painting with the choir nerds”
“Being such a Dylan is great, but I don’t think i’ll ever find love”
dylan is the most beautiful girl in the enitre world. she is kind of a lead on to all guys but sometimes she doesn't mean to be. she's hard to get but if you're the one she wants you're a LUCKY guy. her smile can make the world stop spinning and she always tries to do what's best. she's usually liked by everyone except for people with jealousy!
you look good today, like dylan good!
person you are friends with but you don't know why
why am I friends with Dylan? he's an asshole.
He is left handed and deaf but those disability's don't stop him from having big toes up his ass. His biggest fear is jess and he love's dungeon and dragons. He's full of himself and only good at sports because hes tall
Person 1:I like being leaf handed
Person 2:Dylan ass looking bitch
Dylan is one of the best kisser's ever known. If you were to ever get the chance to makeout with Dylan your in luck. But too bad cause he is a very loyal boy to his future wife Andrea Martinez.
"Who do you guys think the best kisser is"?
"Its obviously Dylan, Did you not hear what Andrea said about his kissing skills"?
Dylan is the most outgoing sports player ever he even has a big cock to add on. But dont forget hes also a very loyal boyfriend because he loves his beloved girlfriend Andrea Martinez
Who's Dylan?
Friends: He's the BEST person ever in the world!