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When a white guy pulls out his unit and slaps and asian girl across the face with it.
Originating in the country Kyrgyzstan made up of a large and diverse white and asian population.
Last night my girlfriend was sitting on the couch being a lazy ho, so I stood in front of the yellow bitch and gave he old Kyrgyz white snake! Now she has a bruise the shape of a mushroom on her cheak!
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When you are going to take a poop and it stings and burns so much its almost like a snake crawled up your toilet and bit your anus
Ouch, a snake bit my asshole
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Well known Australian slang for doing a poo.
Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.
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Synonym for pullin' your pork.
My mom caught me pettin' the one-eyed snake last night. So embarassing!
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noun/adjective- the worst, most painful, most hopeless, never-ending situation one could ever find themselves in, usually pertaining to a relationship with a female.
"I haven't seen Mark in 3 weeks!"
"Yeah, he met this girl and fell into a bottomless pit of flaming snakes."
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A ticket you receive from a police officer.
"What is this on my car? I hope it's not a love letter from a snake."
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A big/long turd or poop with chunks of corn in it.
1) Dude, I had a huge corn baked rattle snake today before work
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