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Waffle-job

Someone who's only job in life is to waffle

Jake - Were you listening to Alex go on and on yesterday?
Sam - I tried to pay attention but whenever he talks I just get so confused, he's a proper waffle-job.

by NadeemBD7 April 12, 2020


Dirt waffle

Used to describe an extremely beat up and well used vagina. Specially after the act of shitting on her saggy piss flaps.

Also, derogatory term for the taint of a nasty, trashy, dirty male, with no drive and zero accomplishments.

Except a meth addiction

Man, after I took that girl home on Saturday, I was afraid of exploring her ladybits, due to the rancid smell of that slimy dirt waffle!

Fuck that guy, I'll kick him right square in the dirt waffle!

by BoJakson October 25, 2024


waffle barrier

A special kind of material that keeps the smell of waffle out no matter what waffle cant be smelt

That school has a waffle barrier

by Jordanwalker December 22, 2014


Waffle Conez

A Group/Party That Alwaysz (And I Mean ALWAYSZ) Winsz. Consists Of 2 Hard To Find But EXTREMELY Awrsome *Yes Awrsome* Females. One By The Name Of ;Kha'Shea; ;DollaBu; Or ;Congo-Kha'Sh; And Another By The Name Of ;Laurali; ;Benny; Or ;Lo-Li;

**Caution** There Is Usually A Third Party Running Around Calling Out ''Waffle Cone'' That Doesnt Fully Understand The True Essence Of The Waffle Conez And How They Win. But We Love Her Any Waysz. =D

*Sitting In Science Class*
*Mr. Awesomeness Drinking ''Maaalk" (Milk)
*Congo-Kha'Sh & Lo-li Laughing Uncontrollably*

Ace Boogie & KaDAMN!: Man Shut Up! Y'all Be Laughin 'Bout NOTHIN, Just SHUTUP! Y'All Sum Dumbasses I Swear!! >=(

Mr. Awesomeness: HEY! PARAGRAPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Congo & Lo Start Laughing At The Boys*

Mr.Awesomeness: Laurali, How Do We Get ''V'' By Itself In This Equation?

Lo-Li: Man I Dont Know!, Can I Go To The Bathroom?!

Mr.Awesomeness: NO! Maby If You Werent Horsin' Aroind All Period You WOULD Know, You're Not Goin ANYWHERE Till You Solve It!

***BELL RiNGS***

Ron: Aweeeee Mayn...

Lo-Li: AH! WAFFLE CONEZ WiN!

Kelly: ......................................................................Yup.

Congo-Kha'Sh: OOT!!!! WAFFLE CONES WIN!!!!!!! Waffle Conez......... UNiTE!!!

Bella-Anne: Ooh Haha, Waffle Conez Uh, Win!

*Everything Getsz Silent*

Congo: Uhh.... Yea Im Gonna Go 2 Class Now, Bye Bella-Anne, Bye WaffleCone! =)

Lo-Li: Bye WaffleCone!

Thumbs Up Υhe ξnd!

by oo#> Waffle.Conez.Anonymous May 2, 2010


throwing Waffle's balls

A phrase used when someone jumps ahead of others

Teacher:*assigns group project*
Friend: Ight bet just finished

Other Friend: Bro stop throwing Waffle's balls.

by hAmz_n_eGgz January 27, 2023


throwing Waffle's balls

A phrase used when someone likes to jump ahead of others

Teacher:*When was the 16th pre-
Student 1: ABRAHAM LINCOLN
Student 2: Bro stop throwing Waffle's balls.

by January 27, 2023


Dutch Waffle

A cross between a Dutch Oven and a Blue Waffle. When you fart in someone's vagina and she queefs it back out. As opposed to the normal scentless queef, this one will be as rancid as the infection it will cause later on.

The infection she got from that dutch waffle last week looks just like a "blue waffle".

by nodatahere September 22, 2020