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Kenora is a small city of aprox. 15,000 permanent residents whose surrounding areas population triples in the summer months. The town becomes infested with what the locals call tobans, but what they forget is that since the towns number one industry is now tourists that they need to have a bit more respect for the people who put bread on many of their tables directly or indirectly.
Fuck i cant wait to get back to k-town and fight like a local.
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Home of the gangbangas, where you cant hang unless you slang the caine and let shots wrang, nawmeen mane?
In actuality, E town is actually Erie, a shitty hole in the earth in Northwest Pennsylvania.
Guy 1: You from E town?
Guy 2: Yes. It's gay.
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Come visit me in p-town
Dude, you live in p-town, ha.
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When a redneck or other socially degenerate individual enters or moves into an area of high culture, thereby creating a fish out of water situation
"It looks like Lula Mae and Bubba decided to attend the wine tasting with their own To-Go cups. Country come to town is always so tragic, don't you think?"
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The girl puts her big toe in the guys ass while he puts his fingers in his ears, while their upside down and sideways in a bathtub full of lukewarm milk while blowing bubble through straws on her "testies"..... after the bath they get in the bed and yell "holy bananas thats what i call a T-town Tangle"
so in so says "hey baby i heard this new sex position its great, its called the T-town tangle"
other girl " Lets do it"
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The T-Town Eastside was formed in the late '70s when a groups of people got together, made sweet love, and created Eastside Fetuses. Nine months later at St Joseph's hospital and Tucson Medical Center (for the most part) Eastsiders were born. The proud parents brought these magical babies home to their large, valuable homes on the Eastside of Tucson and introduced them to Keystone Light, Wild Turkey 101, Sparks, King Cobra, and your sister. Shortly thereafter they were enrolled in Sabino High School, Sal Pointe High School, and St Gregory's High School where they changed many people's lives. After high school was complete, the Eastsiders moved on the the University of Arizona where word began to spread and people began coming from far and wide to join The Eastside. As their numbers grew, so did their potency. BC levels began rising exponentially as well as The Eastside's influence over America in general. Once the North and South Towers fell (due to a large fire) and the Ghetto house was abandoned (due to shootings) The Eastside experienced a short depression, 40s Friday was often split between The Bird House and the Monkey Cage, it was a dark time. Then, in the mid 2000's various resources were pooled, Lloyd came back from Flagstaff, and an entirely new addition to the Empire of the Eastside was built (Located in East Tucson) bringing more Eastsiders together more of the time. Currently many Eastsiders still reside in East Tucson upholding the values and accomplishing the goals of The Eastside. If you think you'd like to meet the Eastside then, every Friday and Saturday night, listen for the cry “To The Eastside!”
So, we were talkin to these swimsuit models when next thing I know these T-Town Eastsiders show up and, like, bang all our chicks!!
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