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The expulsion of faeces in any environment other than a locked and secured toilet/bathroom.
N.B: this includes shitting with the toilet door open but does not include soiling oneself in public.
Camper A; "I just had a brilliant liberty turd next to that pine tree."
Camper B; "Did you have toilet roll with you or did you go 'au naturel'?"
Camper A; "Luckily I had a pack of hand tissues in my jacket pocket."
Camper B "Sweet."
Son; "Dad, let me know how long you and Mum are going to be out for so I can have a shit with the door open."
Dad; "Ah the old liberty turd, will do Son."
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When someone has a foursomein a portaloo box
Jodie: “Ay mate how was ye turd squared at limf”
James: “it was a fucking belter”
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When two individuals, who have had a high fiber diet for at least two weeks, get butt to butt and procede to simu -poop. The turds breach ass at the same time and meet at a point where they start to twist and push together starting the turd welding process. After a few moments the turds beome one. The turd welding is complete!
See turd welding unicorn for further applications of turd welding.
Girls into turd welding get it in easier. Fuck Yeah!
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The doodie juices that descend from one's buttcheeks, usually they smell of gross doodie.. They are moist, wet and quite slimy. They are a cross between doodie clumps and runny diarrhea, usually a bit more liquidy.
Oh darn, my baby made a rancid doodie in his diaper... Oh Shit, it's a damn runny turd taco.
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There is a political saying about trickery. My opponents want to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy.
The politician said "that party wants to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy!"
When completing anal sex, the male removes his member and discovers fecal matter on the tip.
I got done pounding her brown-eye, only to pull out and see a fuck turd stuck to the end of my dick.
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Someone who criticizes other's people's actions in a particular, nitpicky and public way (the gurgle), using some bullshit idea (the turd)or as their justification. The resulting sound is that of gurgling a turd.
Person A "OMG I hate people who drive SUVs, they are causing polar bears to die because of global warming"
Person B to Person A "Shut up you TURD GURGLER!!"
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