A fucking sexy beast monkey that went missing and everyone is sad. He is a obese monkey that has the biggest schlong!
Omg uncle fatty went missing nooooo!
When you shove a light bulb up your ass instead if your mouth.
I was felling kinda kinky so my girlfriend hooked me up with a reverse Uncle Fester
An "Uncle Tucker" is a term usually used to describe a dumb American who blindly supports their country and military and dickrides it to an extreme extent, usually getting extremely defensive at any criticism towards the USA.
"That redneck got mad at me for criticizing the military again, what an Uncle Tucker."
The act of touching a females genitalia over her pants or dress
That creepy guy at the party totally uncle rubbed me while we were dancing
A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.
E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.
A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.
E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.