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Allusion to a tragic hero in a tale of epic and infamous loss. Most correctly made towards one who is a sore loser.
"Man, you lost at scrabble by 150 points? I thought you were so smart."
"I hate you!" (Tears of anger.)
"Jeez Markham-Unit, it was only one game."
A nicer clusterfuck than South Sudan, but a clusterfuck nonetheless
The united states fucking sucks
hey, we got our issues but we’re trying. some days it’s the 1800’s and other days it’s 3020.
person 1: “ man, the united states is fucked up!”
person 2: “hey, at least they got good food.”
The richest and greatest nation to ever exist in the history of the world. First Nation to use basic common sense for laws and policies. Number 1 military and entertainment industry. Countless technology and medical breakthroughs. And most importantly freedom and justice for all.
The United States has the most gold medals in the Olympic Games
Another way to call Mexico. Due to its official name is Mexican United States.
-Where are you from?
-I am from United States!
-Oh, USA?
-No, Mexican United States
the rest of the world hates the united states until it's time to defend itself, gain some culture (literally all current music, movies, etc.), make a strong government, or invent something cool (hmmm, planes, cars, the internet, computers, phones, etc.). go ahead, eurotrash, wear your dumb yankees hat thinking it's a "cool american" icon, totally unaware of the fact that it's actually a major sports team here and not just some fashion icon to make you look hip and daddy-approved.