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What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.
Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
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Gaurd: EACH!?
1). A term that essentially means you are a fucking idiot and thats why that happened.
2). The literal meaning of explaining how that happened.
" When an elephant gets excited and wants to release tension it climbs on a female and fucks them, and thats how that happens!" -Jeannine booty Little
When something happens that is crazy, think gee wililikers
I just got noticed by a bunch of cops while doing a crime how zesty, how fucking zesty
The only way to win the game is if a person named Ethan, tells you that you have won the game.
Me: *thinking how to win the game*
Ethan: You've just won the game.
Me: AYOO, thanks bro!
Add her snapchat and follow her back on all her social media's.
Ask her out
hint to her ALOT
find something to talk about
explain mot
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The way to tell a man he is extremely hawt ;)
That guy is so fine , I’m gonna ask about his aunt .
Hey how’s your aunt ? We should date king :)