Seagram's Sweet Tea Vodka and Lemonade. Otherwise known as a dirty Arnold Palmer.
To Bartender: May I please have a dirty Arnold Palmer?
To Customer: One Tiger Woods coming up.
A late 20's cycling influencer with an orbital gimp fetish.
I wish this Wood Pig CAD Gremlin would hurry up and GET these drawings out.
A character from mega man 2, and a main character in siivagunner. He can portal around and hop around timelines, turn into a mech but somebody needs to control him, and use leaf shield. Wood Man is also pretty nice >:
Wood Man is pretty nice >:
Lasting results after an especially good genital mashing
I still can't go back into public yet, I've still got after-wood
The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away
Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood
The act of getting an erection in the middle of a religious service
I woke up Sunday morning for church only to get some chapel wood next to my grandparents.