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an insult that can be used as an offensive, yet funny manner. if you use this insult against someone, once they ask what it means, walk away and leave them hanging.
Omg, you’re a broken apple jack
A phrase that can be used for pretty much any situation, but it is usually used to express frustration, surprise, or butthurt. Occasionally, it can also be a memorable catch phrase.
Dave: Oh shit, we aced our group project!
John: Snapples on my Apples!
A premarital ritual in which a woman's virginity is tested by sleeping on white sheets. If there is blood on the sheets she gets a basket of apples, and will bury some of them. If there is no blood, then her finance must bloody the sheets by brute force and bury what was the soon to be wife.
You know love is in the air when you see a couple walking to the check out counter with new white sheets and a large axe for the Red Apple Ritual.
When your Bae dresses in her most provocative clothes, knowing how the night will end, but then cooks and declares touching has to wait "I'm cooking!!"
I nearly missed the main course and great sex last night by going for the entree too early, it was the full apple pie moment.
When you mishear something hilariously wrong because you couldn't really hear the speaker.
Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.
The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)
Dan: Camels eat sexy paper clips.
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!
*Dan dies laughing*
(Opposite version)
John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.
*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?
John: YES!
Dan: What? Wow!!
A bad weekend of NFL football when there are no good matchups or fun games to gamble on.
There are no good games this weekend. Perfect time to appease the wife and kids for an apple picking weekend or go to the pumpkin patch.
Gay ass people looking for pictures of little 6 year olds feet pictures
Nate looking a a Asian kids ass hole (apple bottom feet)