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Child Snatcher

a soul entity discized as a wooden chair that its only purpose in this reality is to lure and confine childern to be scrambled and ingested into the entity to reproduce and create exact coipes of itself. This entity will only exist in you lonesome reality once you learn of its exact intent which I have stated in the past paragraph.

Child: Mum, why is there a chair sitting outside my window?

Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher

Son: What's that?

Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.

by you must run chilld run now April 26, 2023


Child Snatcher

a soul entity discized as a wooden chair that its only purpose in this reality is to lure and confine childern to be scrambled and ingested into the entity to reproduce and create exact coipes of itself. This entity will only exist in you lonesome reality once you learn of its exact intent which I have stated in the past paragraph.

Child: Mum, why is there a chair sitting outside my window?

Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher

Son: What's that?

Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.

by you must run chilld run now April 26, 2023


twit-child

Justin Bieber.

Why are you a twit-child?

by ThisisforyouFei June 6, 2010


phantom child

When someone has a child who they think is their (biological) own, but turns out, is someone else's

He swindles money from the IRS--when he goes to fill out his tax returns, he claims this phantom child as a dependent when he already took a paternity test and knows she's really somebody else's daughter.

by Aneemall September 22, 2017


Sin Child

The aftermath of having unmatrimonial sex. If two people decide to have sexual intercourse without getting married, and the female becomes pregnant, the child would be called a "Sin Child" or at older times would be called a "Bastard".

Person #1: Did you see Yasmine's daughter today?

Person #2: yeah

Person #3: Yasmine? Her parents aren't married, she must be a sin child!

by Latifah January 4, 2017


Child Groom

A Married boy

He is her child groom

by 459395 March 8, 2022


child hunting

child hunting is an occupation where you lurk in a ball pit until a small child comes in then you strike pulling them under and doing a death roll they suffocate and you sell them to homeless people who need food

ima do child hunting

by Jamaican sensation 33333333 September 6, 2018

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