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Donkey Kong

A person who claims to have some attribute in complete opposition to reality. as in Donkey Kong not being a donkey at all.

"Brian told me the other day he could program in C++, but it turns out he couldn't even open the editor. He's a real Donkey Kong."

by OMNIARCHON Psychomanc3r October 08, 2008


brass donkey punch

The brass donkey punch is very similar to the original donkey punch. For you will be doing your girl doggy style and as you are about to climax you will punch her in the back of the head in order to make your vaginal wall muscles tighten to better your orgasm, but with the brass donkey punch you have brass knuckles on which even betters the punching effect and tightens the vaginal walls more.

I gave my girl the brass donkey punch last night and was it good, too bad she has a concussion.

by Tsquare May 01, 2005


Donkey bitch chris

being or acting like a retard and or being lazy with oversized teeth

Guy 1. Hey did you know that Bob is a donkey bitch chris.
Guy 2. What does that mean?
Guy 1. It means he is a retard And that we have no realy good reaon to hang out with him.

by Donkey Bitch Chris November 29, 2009


Feed the donkey (v.)

To masturbate (derived from the wrist motion of throwing seed in a trough)
see: Feed the ducks

I haven't anything to do Saturday night. I think I'll just sit home and feed the donkey.

by The Char November 25, 2003


Johnny Donkey Dick

Big dick ex boyfriend of my girl who has lifetime pass 2 smash

She couldn't help a few times a year getting some of her favorite Johnny Donkey dick

by GingerStag23 September 29, 2022


You silly donkey

A phrase often used in anger that has connotations regarding ones appearance or their lack of comprehension to a set task.

This quote is made famous by a popular chef who goes by the name ‘Gordon Ramsay’ who often berates cooks using such language.

Oy you! Come here you silly donkey! Who told you to cook these scallops hey?

by GordonRamsay4PM March 12, 2020


Donkey Kick The Bucket

The saying that shows sarcasm and concern for the idiot that said the statement.

“Hey man You are wearing a red hat.” “Well Donkey kick the bucket you idiot!”

by morgansss October 12, 2021