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Donkey Kong

A person who claims to have some attribute in complete opposition to reality. as in Donkey Kong not being a donkey at all.

"Brian told me the other day he could program in C++, but it turns out he couldn't even open the editor. He's a real Donkey Kong."

by OMNIARCHON Psychomanc3r October 8, 2008

2πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


brass donkey punch

The brass donkey punch is very similar to the original donkey punch. For you will be doing your girl doggy style and as you are about to climax you will punch her in the back of the head in order to make your vaginal wall muscles tighten to better your orgasm, but with the brass donkey punch you have brass knuckles on which even betters the punching effect and tightens the vaginal walls more.

I gave my girl the brass donkey punch last night and was it good, too bad she has a concussion.

by Tsquare May 1, 2005

61πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


Donkey bitch chris

being or acting like a retard and or being lazy with oversized teeth

Guy 1. Hey did you know that Bob is a donkey bitch chris.
Guy 2. What does that mean?
Guy 1. It means he is a retard And that we have no realy good reaon to hang out with him.

by Donkey Bitch Chris November 29, 2009

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Feed the donkey (v.)

To masturbate (derived from the wrist motion of throwing seed in a trough)
see: Feed the ducks

I haven't anything to do Saturday night. I think I'll just sit home and feed the donkey.

by The Char November 25, 2003

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Johnny Donkey Dick

Big dick ex boyfriend of my girl who has lifetime pass 2 smash

She couldn't help a few times a year getting some of her favorite Johnny Donkey dick

by GingerStag23 September 29, 2022


Donkey Kick The Bucket

The saying that shows sarcasm and concern for the idiot that said the statement.

β€œHey man You are wearing a red hat.” β€œWell Donkey kick the bucket you idiot!”

by morgansss October 12, 2021


donkey dick steve

The cutest of all long dick types. Smells of great mahogany and money. Has very good ninja skills and a bad ass in all ground game technical grappling aspects. Me have a temper but also has a heart of gold. You want to be him if you're a man. All females need him in their life.

Donkey dick Steve is perfect.

by Triton King Dick May 22, 2017