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Gas emitting from the minimally wet sphincter. Usually during post workout. Can also occur when one's anus crack is too large to be effectively cleaned, has not been cleaned for a prolonged period and a large Mexican food meal has been consumed.
Dirk Chiseljaw finished his 500 rep bench press and promptly melted his spandex with a sweaty fart.
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This is a flatus stage that bridges the gap between a plain fart and a full-on shart. Whereas a fart leaves no solid evidence and a shart is a shorts-changing, date-ending, messy experience... farts with benefits contain fart particles (a.k.a. fecal mist).
Farts with benefits may be somewhat harmless in small quantities, but continuation may amount to the messiness of a mild shart.
I realized that my crabby ass was due to farts with benefits and I had to change my stained drawers.
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The rare ability or gift of being able to inhale air through one's ass in order to force one to fart on command.
Greg likes to show off at parties and inward fart
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a fart that smells like road kill, usually comes after three days of farting, its the final blow...
OMFG did you rip one? cuz it totally smells like death, its a damn corpse fart.
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A fart that's released from the deepest part of your guts; often occuring in the male bathrooms in gas stations. Usually occurs after blasting out a heavy load of Chipotle's and(or) Taco Bell.
After the load of dastardly dooky is dumped, a loud, often floor vibrating, heavy bass fart is released. Can last from 2 - 10+ seconds.
Bruh I just took a huge dump, had a deep fart that took away the stomach pains!
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The imaginary bass string linking your arse hole and and bowel system. When breaking wind, this gives a pleasing bass like tone. A fart string remains in-tact on most heterosexual men, not the case for homosexuals.
Straight person commenting on homo: That guys fartstring has been well snapped.
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That guys fart string is hanging out of the back of his pants.
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a slow and smooth fart
*perrrrrrrrd* wow that was kinky
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