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whats the closest thing to a fishs asshole

a finn

you- hey, whats the closest thing to a fishs asshole?
friend- uh idk
you- a finn!
friend- haha
you- haha

by simoisgod February 3, 2021


Soggy asshole ridden infestation of bullshit

Something that is really unfair

"Man this is a soggy asshole ridden infestation of bullshit"

by Ballmanhood November 12, 2020


Eating old asshole off the street

Hitting rock bottom

Have you seen Luke lately? Yeah, he’s been eating old asshole off the street, I really hope he changes his ways…

by Rhonda Santis July 30, 2022


Tripped over his own asshole

Someone that is super ignorant, super hateful and super motivated by cruelty. The have become such a large asshole that they can actually trip over it.

When he said, " We birthed a nation from nothing. I mean, there was nothing here. I mean, yes we have Native Americans but candidly there isn't much Native American culture in American Culture," he literally tripped over his own asshole.

by Muscratlove April 26, 2021


gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine

Darian my asshole friend. Just an asshole

Nick: Why is Darian such an asshole, he won't fucking leave me alone.
Harvard: what is wrong with Darian?
Nick: Darin is such a gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine bastard fuck!

by Nick_Hates_ JorAir. April 16, 2019

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ring meh rose asshole

A Fool,backside,ass or a term to express disgust when someone has done something wrong..

like when bruce breaks something on a mixer you say.."bruce yuh fuckin ring meh rose asshole"

by discombobulated hemisphere ofAliG December 20, 2006

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homelier than a bag full of assholes

That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit.

Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"

That woman is homelier than a bag full of assholes!!

by Englethrope B Squeebe December 28, 2007

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