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What all the fat fucks in the United States decided to do when they heard that a pandemic was coming.
No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much butt paper. Go figure.
Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.
You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.
Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.
My neighbor has been entertaining herself by engaging in toilet paper hoarding. She has 14 pallets and can’t even park her car in the garage anymore.
A racial slur used towards the teenage mutant ninja turtles.
These fucking toilet dwellers keep clogging my toilet!!
A term used to insult someone saying that they use the toilet to much.
"Brian you are such a toilet chomper, stop eating so much taco bell."
Toilet Brush Of History, sums up Donald Trump's problem solving abilities; pushing down and hiding problems caused by own "strong and stable leadership" and "good decision making skills".
A reminder of the day (1/20 /2021), World news remembers sum-total of Donald Trump's Presidential contributions - on the wrong side of history, as only President to be impeached twice, and most celebrated when he finally leaves The White House, for the very last time.
Today we celebrate Donald Trump for who he actually is; a Toilet Brush Of History - always claiming to "fix problems", he just buried deeper, as a true stain maker, in the history books.
When bad Mexican food goes right through you and the person ends up shitting their brains out in an explosive manner.
-Bro I totally shotguned the toilet after eating Taco Bell.
-Shotgun the toilet?
-Yeah dude I basically blew that toilet up like a shotgun
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A form of composting toilet using sawdust to cover each deposit.
The house had a low environmental impact, including solar power and a sawdust toilet that used no water and provided compost for the fruit trees.
Oh, that-
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.
I found some toilet paper and now I feel rich and I am going to flex I front if everyone and make them bitches jealous.