ass boner

When something turns you off so much that you get a negative boner which then comes out your ass. Or when something turns you on that should not causing you to get a negative boner which then comes out your ass.

"man, i saw these half naked pictures of harry potter and got an ass boner"

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bieber boner

The act of listening to so much Justin Bieber you get a boner.
Even listening to the "ohhh oohh oh" start of "baby",
you will get a boner.
Girls can get boners, too. That's how awesome he is.
If you even hear the name Justin Bieber,
you WILL get a boner, and you WILL love it.
dammit.

"damn do you gotta bieber boner?"
"YEAH! His song just started"

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boner petite

a tiny penis

"That guy has a boner petite!"

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lancaster boner

A bomber aircraft designed to attack old men and sea targets by dropping air-to-ground cum dumpsters, firing sperm and deploying air-launched crusty socks.

Kandi, let go of my lancaster Boner!!!

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nostalgia boner

When you get a boner from something you forgot but now remember

John told me about his nostalgia boner he had last night before having sex with Mary.

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Boner Loaf

A loaf of bread that has ones boner inserted in it to attract a Female

"Hey Jim I think your mom likes my Boner Loaf"

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half-boner

also known as "the chubs", a half-boner is semi erection of the penis in males. It is often obtained when a man's feelings are on the fence and he is not sure if he is in love with someone or not. It is the female's job to cause the half-boner to either extend into a full one or retreat back into it's phallic lair. This is accomplished by said female "working it" (work it) and showing the man what she's got. If she can't make a boner, then there is something unappealing about her and she will probably never have children as her life will be reduced to one night stands with men in bars (see: Beer Goggles) as they will be the only ones who can get a full boner until they wake up next to her in the morning.

Also: see Chubs as a synonym, there is a little song that goes with this definition:

I've got a half-boner for you
Big fat chubs for you
Oh how happy you'll be when I get this lumpy chub out of my jeans
But the shape should let you know - you got a little ways to go.
But if you gotta get to town, you can do it with a tiny mound.
Guess nobody will know you got the lumpy chubby stump on the go.
When your lady doesn't get you off, at least you'll have a package that's semi-soft.

In a sentence: That chick has a rockin' body, but I can only acheive a half-boner because her ugly face (see: Butterface) is so distracting.

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