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A way of protecting those around us; If done well it is thoughtful, without ego and does not ruin the present moment ;
can be done in a way to control the lives of those around us causing great disharmony in their lives.
When used by the government it is almost always the latter.
Her Verbal Bubble Wrap gives me no room to breathe or make my own decisions.
What airline crew call looking after their friends and family on a flight
Also
When you have diarrhoea and are desperately running to make it to the toilet in time before the bubbles become more than bubbles
“Is anyone on the Miami this Friday that doesn’t mind doing a bubble run?”
“Mate I had that murgh makhani in Mumbai and I fully had to do the bubble run afterwards”
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT USE THIS. IT WILL MAKE YOUR LIPS SWELL BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO IT
“Hey mom, my lips feel funny after the bubble gum toothpaste”
“Okay son, just keep using it”
When you scrunch up your penis and wrap your ballsack over it
My girlfriend wanted sex but I said “no!” and deployed bubble shield
Having to fart while your having sex...
"Dude, I was with this chick last night and I farted."
"How was that for her?"
"Quite the boner bubble.."
"She liked it!"
When you masturbate or have sex and you but but it's very bubbly
damn bro I just had the best sex and I had a bubble nut!
'what's up' Em?
'Sorry, what Tez? Ah no, I was just bubble heading.'
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