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Mexican Check valve

A tiny little turd holding back What seems like 10 gallons of fart

I had to get to the shitter before that Mexican check valve went through my pants

by Fucko October 27, 2021


checked swing

When you start glancing to check someone out, but reverse when you realize they are not attractive

Bill started glancing at the girl on the other park bench, but it was a checked swing.

by Swing batter batter November 4, 2011


Check Money

A large amount of money that typically exceeds $1,000 and/or what the average person would consider too much money to be causally carrying around.

Check money is typically used for big purchases such as a car or house.

Example:
Cash or check?

Cash is easier it’s only $35 not Check money.

Person 1: I want to buy a new mustang

Person 2: You got Check money for a mustang?

by Sstav August 5, 2021


My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021


foot check

When you squat down in a public bathroom so you can check that gap under the door for feet, to learn whether or not a certain stall is empty

I wasn't sure whether the stall was occupied, so I casually performed a foot check.

by poivron May 5, 2012


Stroke check

When a friend casually checks if you have stroke symptoms

Hey can you smile for me?
Sure!.... did you just stroke check me?!

by Verdain November 20, 2022


holy peepee poopoo check

Bearded

bikers munching sliders look to the past for better riders stars and stripes

and girls in stetsons cows in buns and boys in westerns rock then roll for big check paydays mountain ranges

ten lane freeways this

Chilsing

land is our land but once was their land the untamed food of

gold rush miners the beef, the fries the roadside diners, oh say can you see from the nation of night its gift to the world the burger is might! look to the past for better riders stars and stripes and girls in stetsons cows in

and boys in westerns rock then roll for big check paydays mountain ranges ten lane freeways this land is our land but once was their

holy peepee poopoo check

by Gbungper September 30, 2023