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guitar child

A guitar child is somebody who is retarded or acoustic in short it's a more polite way of saying autistic

Thomas is such a guitar child

by The Invisible man July 6, 2017


High medium child

A child who grew up in a medium to high income household, specifically in 2016-2017. They are not rich, nor poor, and all the people like them!

“I lived as a high medium child

by (+w+) February 8, 2024


Wisdom child

A child under the age of 12 that has the knowledge and wisdom of memes and trending viralities, some characteristics of a wisdom child are that the child loves memes, wants to raid Area 51, and loves the sandblock building game called Minecraft.

A family moved in the neighborhood today, their son is supposedly a wisdom child.

by MemeNerd_69420 August 11, 2019


Spotlight Child

A child that will do anything to get attention, to the point of being a nuisance and looking silly.

She's such a spotlight child, she'll do anything to get some attention.

by Jackhax December 27, 2022


Child Groom

A Married boy

He is her child groom

by 459395 March 8, 2022


twit-child

Justin Bieber.

Why are you a twit-child?

by ThisisforyouFei June 6, 2010


phantom child

When someone has a child who they think is their (biological) own, but turns out, is someone else's

He swindles money from the IRS--when he goes to fill out his tax returns, he claims this phantom child as a dependent when he already took a paternity test and knows she's really somebody else's daughter.

by Aneemall September 22, 2017