A guitar child is somebody who is retarded or acoustic in short it's a more polite way of saying autistic
A child who grew up in a medium to high income household, specifically in 2016-2017. They are not rich, nor poor, and all the people like them!
“I lived as a high medium child”
A child under the age of 12 that has the knowledge and wisdom of memes and trending viralities, some characteristics of a wisdom child are that the child loves memes, wants to raid Area 51, and loves the sandblock building game called Minecraft.
A family moved in the neighborhood today, their son is supposedly a wisdom child.
A child that will do anything to get attention, to the point of being a nuisance and looking silly.
She's such a spotlight child, she'll do anything to get some attention.
When someone has a child who they think is their (biological) own, but turns out, is someone else's
He swindles money from the IRS--when he goes to fill out his tax returns, he claims this phantom child as a dependent when he already took a paternity test and knows she's really somebody else's daughter.