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Christianity A mental illness Similar to schizophrenia thinking a sky daddy god is real and Can be heard When someone speaks in tongues and saw and felt and learned about in a biblical Delusional book
Hey These abrahamic Believers must be Delusional and have a Mental illness Called Christianity so Sky daddy syndrome is real Jesus Christ unholy Messiah they need help
A belief system held by community of people, where narcissistic people can be openly abusive and be praised for it by it's other members.
He used to be such a nice person but Christianity got him and now he is shooting gays, burning women who went on abortion and dictating other peoples lives.
His name means "God's Child". Being named this proves his messiah status. Goulding, originating from Ireland, gives this man the normally impossible feat of total alcohol immunity. Combining theses 2 traits allows for Christian Goulding to be the most amazing deity to ever walk the Earth.
Man: Holy shit that man can drink.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.
a school based completely on the amount of money you have. the more money you have, the more people will like you.
Pinewood Christian Academy is full of rich stuck up snobs
Maranatha Christian Academy a high school in Oakwood Georgia, in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. if you haven’t actually gone to Maranatha or know someone who goes there, chances are when you pass by it you will not only not realize it’s a school but you also probably just won’t not ice it at all. The people who run the place are grouchy old farts who call you out on everything and so are some of the teachers, but there are a few teachers that really come in clutch and you’ll never forget. The students at Maranatha are people who are either toxic or amazing. There is no in between but either way they remember each other for life because the students at Maranatha have all gone through the same shit so unfortunately they’re all bonded for life whether they like it or not.
You go to Maranatha Christian Academy? I’ve never heard of it.
remember, a Gay Christian is not a contradiction a hateful one is
The person keeping me alive, a person who cares about everybody, a person who deserves the world~ Christian , if your reading this, I love you<3 (Miranda)
christian<33 is an amazing person.