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Today june 11th is the day you FaceTime your crush!
Me: Heyy, you know what today is?
Crush: no?
Me: its national FaceTime your crush day! So you are my crush!
november 16th
when chick-fil-a is the 💣 and your crush is the 💣 so you have to take your crush to chick-fil-a
karen want to go to chick-fil-a?
sure,why?
BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL TAKE YOUR CRUSH TO CHICK-FIL-A DAY
As stated in the title, you must change your pfp to be of your crush.
It’s May 20th which means it’s time to change your pfp to a picture of your crush as it is national change ur pfp to ur crush day!
Crush Fright is the fear of talking to your crush because you think that you will accidentally say something retarded and make your crush not want to be around you.
Me: *Making it obvious that I’m too scared to be around my crush*.
Friend: “What’s the matter?”
Me: “I have this thing called ‘Crush Fright’. It’s that feeling hat I get when I am around my crush but I can’t think of something smart to say.”
a person of the opposite sex mainly used for sexual activities. relations don't typically include much more interaction than weekend/late night phone calls and rendezvous.
mike: "hey dude what are you doing tonight?"
brian: "i'm getting blacked out then hitting up my crush piece for some action."
to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool
"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."
February 26th is this wonderful holiday
Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure