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When you Drink so much that there is a "good" chance that you will fall over and cause some sort of bodily harm.
I rally want to drink tonight but make sure I don't get black eye drunk. I am all out of sick days and it is embarrassing wearing sunglasses to work.
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When you're so drunk that you can only recognise a bottle/can/glass/sick-bag containing more alcohol. Everything and everyone else can fuck off. If someone who is Joseph-Kibria-drunk has no more alcohol, they should be kept away from sharp objects and other people.
Joe: Hello , I'm Joe. Fuck I'm so Joseph-Kibria-drunk right now.
Someone Else: Nice to meet you I'm Jonathan.
Joe: Fuck off Jonathan. Wait... do you have anything to drink Jonathan?
Jonathan: No, sorry. Why do you look so pale?
Joe: Right, then fuck off. FUCK. OFF. JONATHAN.
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A drunkard who wanders the streets with a bottle in hand asking for pocket change like a drunk ole hobo.
I am so hobo mash drunk, I look like George W. Bush before he quit drinking.
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when in the back of ones car or house, a drunk female starts to make-out with a sober male who then procedes to reaction kiss her and then keep kissing her untill she either passes out or when she wants to either give head, or have sex.
dude that chick i picked up last night was a freak man, her and i were having a drunk makeout session in the back of my car.
NICE!
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When a girl gets drunk and acts like a 5 year old
I was at a party and this girl was drunk and acting like she was a little kid that bitch was play skool drunk.
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Scuba Steve of Orlando after many Flaming Volcanoes at Kobe Steakhouse, bowling alley karaoke w/ B-52 shots and shotgunning PBRs at The Lodge
Looks like someone is getting Bed Wetting Drunk again!
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is when you get so drunk that you fall in love with every girl, but no one wants a part of you because you are an emotional drunk wreck. basically your drunk and in love but you really are just a nutball.
max is so sexy, to bad hes such a punch drunk love. he flirts with every girl but only finger blasts them.
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