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When your taking a shit on the toilet with the heat on. Either using a hairdryer or a bathroom heater fan.
John took a heated dump every morning to clean himself out.
When you take a "fake shit" while at work to get out of a task
Coworker: Ralph is such an asshole, he's always fairy dumping when working needs to be done.
Something you do that turns people off from whatever they may be eying or interested in, thereby making them suddenly repulsed from that interest.
Jess: Can I have your crutons?
Jo: *dumps the ranch on her salad*
Jess: Never mind.
Jim: *looks at girl from behind* Hey she looks hot!
Larry: Watch her be a butterface.
*girl turns around, and is indeed a butterface*
Jim: Uggggh you just had to dump the ranch on it, didn't you?
It's that thing where you take a dump and when your poop hits the water you realize you were so electrically charged (static) that you feel the spark in your butt, leg hairs or feet.
Heat must be on because I just took a major static dump!
when your boyfriend or girlfriend start talking about the future and you notice that you arent in it so then you get concerned and ask why am i not in your future? and then they break the bad news, i wasnt planning on being you forever sorry
sarah- hey tom, you know when i get married the guy i want to married to would have to be extremely hot so none of our kids would be ugly
tom- what about me?!?
sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice
Includes stupid and dangerous things or people you don't need and should get rid off .
"We should dump that trump on him, he is no good."
Greasy Greasy people,wearing shirts that look like they should be left at the dump when there
Tim Aubry, a greasy dump tiger