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Sex Jesus

Undeniable sexual god(ess). This person is BTF. This person redefines sex. having sex with this person is like having an orgy with ten or more of the hottest most sexually appealing and able persons you have yet to imagine while tripping hard on ecstacy. You don't know till you've done it. this is what has been missing in your life.

Alexis is a sex jesus. i must marry this girl.

by daemondreams October 17, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus Monkey

An expression that basically shows extreme shock or frustration, combination of Jesus and monkey

"That guy just ran his car into a tree"
"Jesus Monkey!"

"I can't write this whole essay in one night... Jesus Monkey..."

by Quadruplefork January 17, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus Pete

Phrase screamed out of anger or excitement

I fucked Addie, JESUS PETE!!!!

by Avi February 28, 2003

11๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


zombie jesus

The zombified version of Jesus

"Holy Shit dude! I think i just saw Zombie Jesus go by"

by Sir Jesus H Christ January 20, 2005

126๐Ÿ‘ 303๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus Hot

A woman so hot that Jesus would have become erect while being crucified.

Jesus Hot Jocelyn's aroma was one of Chanel No. 5, pussy and the ocean.

by Gauntlet July 6, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


baby jesus

A jesus that has not yet grown up and still has a baby dick

Baby Jesus is the jesus of all Jesus's

by loliamroshan November 19, 2008

27๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesus flip

taking mescaline and lsd at the same time.similiar to candy flipping, hippie flipping, or any other of these flipping varieties involving drugs

last night we jesus flipped hard... we thought we were jesus!

by LSD Jesus, and Ecstasy Jesus December 7, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž