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Coolest kid on the block

Me

Iโ€™m the coolest kid on the block

by Mikethetrain73 April 12, 2018

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Rhode Island Block

An advanced traffic maneuver in which one slowly inches out into oncoming traffic, until they are blocking the flow of cars (sometimes in both directions), thus ensuring they are able to pull out.

Necessary behavior in places like Rhode Island, famous for it's terrible drivers.

Jim: This traffic is so thick, we're never gonna get out of this intersection.

John: Don't worry, I'm going to employ a Rhode Island Block.

by President Woodbro Chillson April 8, 2011

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calgary road block

is a situation where you are Driving on the hwys around calgary and two mentally chalanged drivers are travelling side by side atleast 10km under the speed limit. Neather one is passin the other.

So I'm driving in my abulance down hwy#2 and these two pieces of pure panty waiste are creating a Calgary Road block. I have my lights flashing and my sirens blazing. Nothing, they just wont move. Outa nowhere a RCMP comes wheeling around me and smashes that Calgary Road block right off the Highway.Justice served

by Justa Do'nmyjob June 20, 2005

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Right out of the blocks

Describes the word picture of a sprinter blasting out of the blocks at the beginning of a short distance race (e.g., 100-yard dash, 50-yard dash). Immediately; at the very beginning.

Right out of the blocks, he said we are in big trouble.

by Paul Cannongeyser December 13, 2007


Cinder Block Shoes

Usually referred to people who tend to stomp upstairs or walk unnecessarily loud.

"Girl, I know you are on your way upstairs in no hurry, with all that noise you must be wearing some cinder block shoes."

"Oh honey, I'd take off those cinder block shoes before you even think about trying to quietly sneak past me ."

"My upstairs neighbor 'sumo-stomps' around all day, I know they must be wearing their cinder block shoes."

by MissunderstoodMissconception August 18, 2017


Cock Block Texting

when you know your friend is with someone they could be fucking but you keep texting them so they dont get the chance.

Guy1: did you fuck judy?!
Guy2: NO, her friends kept cock block texting us..

by WOOOOOODAMN April 17, 2011


Mobile Cock Block

Cock blocking someone through a text message or phone call.

Me and my GF were making out and my buddy freakin' mobile cock blocked me with his cell phone.

by pbyrd February 12, 2010