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Chris from the Mr Beast crew

When someone hates pringles

Person 1: Ugh I hate pringles!
Person 2: Don't be such a Chris from the Mr Beast crew

by uglybicth July 3, 2019


Adora from Shera and the Princesses of Power

Adora is the main protagonist of She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, the current She-Ra; guardian of Etheria, and co-leader of the Princess Alliance and The Rebellion.

Adora was raised from infancy by the sorceress Shadow Weaver, as a member of the Horde. On the day Adora is finally given recognition and rewarded with becoming a Force Captain she ends up captured by members of the Rebellion. However, after spending time with and befriending Bow and Glimmer, Adora realizes that everything she had ever been told or believed was wrong.

With the Sword of Protection in hand, Adora gains the ability to transform into the Princess of Power —She-Ra. She also discovered she was not born on Etheria, she actually belongs to a race called the First Ones and brought to Etheria through a portal by Light Hope. After shattering her original sword she eventually learned to draw the power from within her and transform into She-Ra without it, as well as being able to summon a new magic sword into existence when needed.

After battling the Horde and finally defeating Horde Prime once and for all, she and her childhood friend and former enemy turned girlfriend, Catra, decide to explore and restore magic to the universe with their friends Bow and Glimmer.

Adora is said by the creators to be 17-18 years old at the beginning of the series and 20-21 years old by the end of it as, according to Noelle, 3 years has passed since Season One.

“Hey! Do you know Adora from Shera and the Princesses of Power?”

“Oh yeah, I’m dating her.”

“Oh yeah, your that sussy baka called..... Catra! YEAH THATS IT!”

by @luzkinno on Twitter May 24, 2021


Where do babies come from?

The worst and the most awkward question your child will ask you in your lifetime (if you were a parent)

Don't bother lying, they will find out eventually.

Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!
Lois: WHAT IS IT????????????????????
Stewie: hi
Lois: I will send you to jesus
Stewie: I was actually going to ask you something.
Lois: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Stewie: Where do babies come from?
Lois: From a stork..
Stewie: Isn't the baby too big?
Lois: It's a magik stork!
Stewie: That doesn't make sense.
Lois: It does.
Stewie: *GASP* DADDY FUCKED MOM~
Lois: *kills Stewie*

by Empress Kristi April 15, 2022


Drinking juice from a credit card

When one pours a bit of juice into a credit card and drinks it. It tastes different when you drink the juice from the credit card.

Holt: What are you doing?
Alejandro: I’m drinking juice from a credit card.
Holt: What flavor?
Alejandro: Fruit Punch, it’s the best!

by Tuxedo Falcon October 23, 2019


Haziqah from Commonwealth Secondary School

Haziqah from Commonwealth Secondary School

Haziqah from Commonwealth Secondary School

by Minah200 August 15, 2023


Eventually the word will fade from existence

More funny blue text

Eventually the word will fade from existence, and we will all die

by PoobieTG August 3, 2021


get yourself a man from congo

It means get yourself a guy with a big dick.

Yeah, I just found out the average size of a dick in South Korea is 3.8, in America 5, and JESUS CHRIST in Congo it is 7.6. Damn Marry, get yourself a man from Congo.

by duck_off January 26, 2017