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What a girl becomes when a man fucks her when he is "confused" about his relationship with his significant wife.
Then after he is done fucking her, he goes back to his wife.
She was his little half-time show.
"Sorry, I was confused. It was wrong. My wife is pregnant. But you can email me and I will email you back." says that man.
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Another boring FPS. Sadly, it has a huge database of n00bish fan-boys, who say it is "godly" and "awesome" and "beats the living shit out of Halo". Some, actually, alot say HL2, is better then Halo 2. But I say, they both suck after a while of playing. Yet again, there hasnt been a game that truly revoulutionizes ( I know I spelled that wrong. ) the FPS Genre. Some say HL2 is that true game, but I say nay. HL2 only has graphics and a good physics engine. Whoo-hoo. If your smart, you wont care about that, you would care about the fun factor of the game. I dont give a rats ass if HL2 has an awesome physics engine, or good graphics. Personally, I have more fun playing Pong then HL2 and Halo 2.
Friend- Didja buy that awesome game HALF LIFE 2?! ITS GOT AWESOME GRAPHICS AND PHYSICS!!!!
Me- Why would I buy that? So I can waste 50 dollars on it, play it for a week and get bored of it? Its just a carbon copy of another FPS.
Friend-.... BUT ITS GOT GRAPHICS AND PHYSICS!!!!
Me-.... Your a fucking retard....
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An individual who fails, pathetically, to live up to a rather low set of expectations while either simultaneously or separately degrading themselves further by voluntarily engaging in far more outrageous and embarrassing behavior.
The Iota class finished only half of their keg while simultaneously engaging in sexual intercourse with a festive gourd. Bunch of Half-Keg Pumpkin Fuckers
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colby armstrong said it best on OTR, a hockey term meaning a quick slapshot where the stick is lifted half way, almost like a snap shot, with a quick release which sends the puck in the top section of the net over either of the goaltenders shoulders or glove and blocker
Theres Kesler with a half-clapper top cheddar snipe, Canucks lead 1-0
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A sentence interrupter created from the fact that in Star wars the old republic you have the option to kill people mid conversation.
So I was at the park the other day and I sa-
CUTS YOU IN HALF WITH A LIGHTSABER
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The sharing of a blunt, or any other drug.
"One day we could go half on a baby."
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Guy talk about fucking a petite gal with his big dick.
Oh my, check her out. Brother if I fuck her I’ll split her in half.
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