flash car mob

An unplanned car gathering/cruise in where people show up with their cars and have an impromptu car show. Comprised of all types of wheeled vehicles, cars, trucks, bikes, hot rods, rat rods, imports, domestics, exotics, etc. It is generally a free event without any prizes or trophies.

Hey, there is a flash car mob tonight at 7:30 at the Steak and Shake. You going?

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warming up the car

Leaving a large group of people with your significant other, saying you are going to "warm up the car" but are really engaging in some sort of sexual activity with them. Much less suspicious when said in the winter, but is extremely fishy in the summer.

Boy whispers to girlfriend: "Hey baby do you wanna go warm up the car?"
Girlfriend whispers back: "I thought you'd never ask."

"Hey we'll be back in a few minutes, it's cold outside so we're gonna warm up the car."

A couple leaves to 'warm up the car', and one person says to the rest of the group: "Wait, why are they warming up the car? It's the middle of summer!"

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dejis car accident

Pretty much the best and funniest thing to ever happen to the YouTuber Deji.

'did you see dejis car accident!?'
'ye it was so funny'
'ikr! Hahaha'

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Chattanooga Car Wash

To fill the windshield wiper fluid reservoir of a friend, nemesis, or ex-girlfriend with male genetic material. Works best with a comically large dose of seminal fluid.

Man, I gave my ex a Chattanooga car wash and she was pissed. I saved up for two months but it was worth it.

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Skangers in a new car

A young common man buys a new car (well to be honest an old banger) and him and as many friends as possible cram in to take the first drive

The pub was packed last night, we were like skangers in a new car

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Russian Car Bomb

Think Irish Car Bomb drink however with:

Vanilla Vodka with Baileys poured into a shot glassd then dropped into a half pint of Guinness

drop the shot, drink...boom

yum.

self explanatory Russian Car Bombs over Irish Car Bombs for a tasty drink

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car port

Going down on a really fat chick, then in the middle of the act pull her fat roll over your head and say, "just parking the car." And smile.

Tom parked the car in Gigantor's car port last night and she just smiled.

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