oompa-loompa pants

"Gaucho pants" Hideously ugly and absurd item of clothing. Proof that if an item of clothing is promoted enough by the fashion industry (no matter how ugly) girls will by it.

"Oh my gosh, did you see her oompa-loompa pants? Those things are ridiculous looking!"

Man: "Dear, those pants are UGLY!"
Woman: "I know, but they're sooo in style right now."
Man: "So what, they're still ugly!"
Woman: "Uhhh, you just don't get it."
Man: "I may not be up on all the latest trends, but I know UGLY when I see it."

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jizz in my pants

it happens. girl walkin' down the steet. in the club. grinding. talking at the cash register. sexy breezes. grapes. you name the situation, it happens.

"i ate some grapes so i JIZZ IN MY PANTS

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eat my pants

a term used in a romantic or threatening manner

romantic - hey honey, why don't you come over tonight and eat my pants. *wink wink*

threatening - I swear to my Jesus if you don't give me back my son i'll eat your pants.

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jizz in my pants

An short for SNL that was created by the comedy group, The Lonely Island.

It accompanies the first single from Incredibad and centers on the fact that Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone prematurely

ejaculate throughout the song.

"Jizz in My Pants" is epic win. I need to watch it at least once a day.

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tight white pants

referring to any fine woman who your attracted to.

Earl: hey simmioms, look at those tight white pants

simmions: yeee nice

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mr. grumpy pants

A moody man, who is often rude and blunt with his interactions with others. He does not mean to sound rude...but he is just too intelligent to respond to inquiries that require more than a yes or no answer. These Mr. Grumpy pants men are often well read and just need a hug. Good luck with that one! Hugs are not Mr. Grumpy Pants favorite thing to do.

The best way to respond to him is to tell him how much you love and respect him. At first, this may seem like a daunting task. You can say, "Listen Mr. Grumpy pants, i told you that i love you and i'm not taking it back!" Then, slowly turn and walk away. He may even smile at ya if you look back. Dont get your feelings hurt if he does not. After all...he is Mr. Grumpy Pants.

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pee your pants

To let go of your pee; to pee your pants. More than 50% of men find this extremely erotic when girls perform this act, but most will only admit it when they are drunk.

Gee, Titsolina, I love it when you pee your pants.

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