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While getting her kitty waxed Becky decided to change her ring tone
A dick ring is when you get a genital piercing right thru ya dick and is very painful and rare to get.
If you get a dick ring don't touch it to something electric!
This is a new zealand toy that was most popular in 1990, it is a metal ring the size of a basket ball with 5 bolts on it which you spin. the challange is to get to bolts to spin while rotating the ring and spin it fast enough so you can catch the bolts. it makes a humming sound which pisses off parents but it's good fun.
Bro have you tryed playing with tama's chatter ring, it's so hard
When you try too many different types of onion rings in one bowel movement cycle that you inevitably have major poops and therefore, a dirty butthole ring.
Oh man, Bob got the dirty ring after last night’s onion ring taste test competition.
A shut up ring is an engagement ring given to a partner to get them to shut up or stop pushing for marriage.
Usually the one who gives the ring is the one who is reluctant to get married/engaged, so they provide a ring to the one demanding so they will stop talking about it.
Person 1: "Lisa wanted Jason to propose so badly, but he didn't want marrige yet."
Person 2: "Yeah. I heard he just gave her a shut up ring so they could both be happy."
Guy 1: from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king
Guy 2: *kills himself*
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