When a woman's Anus hole is crusted with shit all the way round.
"I can't believe i nearly had sex with Angela, she had a nasty Hobbit Ring!"
A really dumb person. Or a ring that goes on your butthole
Guy: your such a ding ring
Friend: wtf is a ding ring
Guy: it’s a ring for your butthole
An engaged girl showing ring finger to jealous people
Laura- omg that ring is so ugly
Alaina- ring off
someone who wears a ring as a necklace. The ring is something that represents someone in love. And the necklace bring the ring next to the heart.
Ring necklace
person 1: why does she wear that ring as a necklace?
Person 2: probably cause she’s in love.
Person 1: I mean yea Ik that but why doesn’t she’s wear it regularly?
Person 2: she wants to keep the ring as close to the heart as possible. Cause she’s really in love with her partner.
to engage in sexual acts, but only with plump delicious pastries. preferrably from Tim Horton's
.... im sure you can put the rest together.
friend: "NO WAY I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DID IT?"
the man: "the honey glaze left a sugar ring when she was done..."
What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with Tabasco sauce on his dick. After this you then have to deal with the most unholy and ungodly of smells which will take a full day of fumigation to erase.
Joe had a lot of ring burn after drinking Chris and Caitys homemade chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!
A euphemism for the New York Yankees’ 27 championships indicating their insignificance in the modern baseball era.
Person 1: We have 27 rings, that’s way more than your team has.
Person 2: No one cares about your segregation rings bro.