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a girl who has brown pubic hairs.
have you seen sally, she has the grossest shit crotch iv'e seen in my life!
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A shit that breaks into four parts: (1) floater, (2) iceberg dump, (3) depth charge, (4) ghost shit.
A natural stratified shit is when it happens in that order.
Kenny wanted to drink out of the toilet bowl, but because someone had taken a stratified shit, all levels of the water were contaminated. He drank anyways.
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disturber of the peace
strictly canadian phrase
marcel is a little shit diturber
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University Student 1: Hey, you want to go and get bored as shit later tonight?
University Student 2: No thanks, I'd rather stick my head in the microwave while listening to the Dave Matthews Band
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The shits produced from excesive drinking the night before.
"Great party last night, but when I woke up this morning I sure had one hell of a headache and a really bad case of the whisky shits.... splattered right up the back of the toilet too!"
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When touring a house for sale with a real estate agent while the owners are out, the prospective buyer takes a dump in the toilet and doesn't flush, leaving a surprise for when the owners come back.
I didn't like the real estate agent or the property, so I did a house shitting while the agent was showing my wife the guest room.
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To be scared witless at something
"I was pure shitting myself at that film."
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