The day everyone’s favourite slurp blessed this world for the first time. Happy birthday u grapey bitch xx
Wow it’s July 4th, that’s my favourite persons birthday.
If your name is ahmir and you’re born on this day die, die die die!!! Kys!!!! - ahmir
Omg look at that ugly thing I can’t believe he’s born on July 4th
The month where everything is supposed to be on 3D form especially magazines and newspapers! It’s wicked
Mum: the colours in this magazine are ALL wrong
Me: Hahhah no Mum you retard. You have to wear 3D glasses because it’s July 3D
Send a video to your bf of you playing with yourself
It’s July 16 you know what that mean
stranger things super fan are born on this day, fav hobby:tik tok, funny, kinda attractive, love finn wolfard and jack dylan grazer!and is the baddest
July 18 is a day where your pillow princess girlfriend is allowed to do whatever she wants and you have to say yes!
Girlfriend: babe! Guess what day it is
Boyfriend: oh no… please don’t let it be July 18
July 18 is a day where your pillow princess girlfriend is allowed to do whatever she wants and you have to say yes!
Girlfriend: babe! Guess what day it is
Boyfriend: oh no… please don’t let it be July 18