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One tough cookie. She loves her pooch Lacey and refers to slick ricks as “Bad- Larry’s” Has a very clean mouth and slender ankles. She has great huge ice and is intelligent. Julie has the best friends and her crack head energy is not from any illegal or illicit behaviors.
“Julie H. Is the real deal, Dude! One bad Larry that girl is!”
National fuck your gf in her prom dress day
bf: i’m gonna fuck you in ur prom dress
gf: why
bf: because it’s 4 july
gf: horny bastard
“It’s 4 July! The national backwards day. Everything is reversed!”
National husband/ boyfriend day
July 14th Is Have a nice day.
National send a titty pic to your loved one day!
Him: Hey its July 14th, National send a titty pic to your loved one day!
Her: “Sends Titty Pic”
Him: Its also my birthday 😏
Her: Ill make sure to get you a present you wont forget 🤭
Nation back shots and back massage day. On this day you’ve gotta hit it from the back and massage your girl.
Gf: OMG ITS JULY 21
Bf: what’s that
Gf: the day you’ve gotta hit it from the back and massage your girl.
On this day you have to hit it from the back and massage your girl
Gf: omg it’s July 21
Bf: what’s that
Gf: you have to hit it from the back and massage me
Bf: say less