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An action performed by fags that are into scat play.
I swear that fag was going to Poop on me and lick it off.
When a person knows a politician they support is lying and then pretend the politician is being truthful.
-"Donald Trump is a stable genius" -"Stop butt licking".
When you dip your dick in a liquid then drag your dick across the face of a sleeping victim. This simulates a tongue licking your face. This can also be when you beat someone up using your dick and giving them a lickin'.
Victim: "i had a weird dream were a dog was licking my face"
prankster: "nah, i gave you a head lick"
Licked the Umbrella is a Northern English saying, meaning you've fucked up or messed up.
(Person drops water all over laptop)
Friend : Mate, you've really licked the umbrella there
during the month of august, a homie can lick another homies ass.
" hey didn't you hear about the month? "
" no why? "
" can i lick ur ass? "
" oh its lick a homies ass august "
Noun: Spineless, bottom feeder, a troll that descended from a jellyfish. Slimy disgusting single-minded organism.
Damn that insurance agent was such a Melich (me-lick), he was so slimy and disgusting he was undressing me with his eyes till you said something. What a perv.
Not good. Bad. Something that sucks.
Hammer-licking can also be used as an adjective, and hammer licker as a noun.
The phrase was created in reference to Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball video clip
- Hey, my girlfriend and I just broke up.
- I'm sorry, this licks hammers.
I don't like this guy, he's such a hammer licker.
This was such a hammer-licking play by you!
This is not good, it licks hammers big time.